Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Randomize