How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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