I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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