Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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