I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
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