dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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