I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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