sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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