I bet he comes in French.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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