I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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