Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
4 words: hood of his car
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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