I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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