My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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