i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
it was like eating out sand paper
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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