All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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