what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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