Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
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