if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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