I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
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