I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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