You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
