He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Randomize
