you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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