he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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