I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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