Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
