what if every blade of grass was a penis?
there was a trapeze. enough said
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
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