I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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