You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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