well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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