If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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