It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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