omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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