I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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