I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
Randomize
