North Korea, Best Korea!
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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