the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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