That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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