They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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