i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
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