great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
There's always time for handjobs
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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