i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
you didnt know i had herpes?
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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