ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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