Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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