google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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