He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Pappa wants mamma naked
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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