what's the vibe there?
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Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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