i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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