I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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