Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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