Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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