so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
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