and you said cock pushups were impossible
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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